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Best sitcom and comedian ever...exactly what a sitcom is supposed to be. I've never heard anyone diss Seinfeld in my life and that's fucking awesome! The main characters are Jerry, the cereal addict; George, the loser with absolutely nothing going for him (my favorite character); Elaine, a woman who suprisingly doesn't have any female friends; Kramer, the hysterical dolt. Don't diss Seinfeld, if you haven't seen any episode out of it's 9 seasons, GO AND WATCH THEM!!!
George: How much do you tip a chamber made?
Guy: Hm...5 bucks a night?
George: 5 bucks a night! 2 and the absolute most!
Guy: Get outta here!
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The best show ever. I even watch it on TV for 2 straight hours everyday.
Mom: Matt go do your homework!
Me: No mom Seinfeld is on. I will just tell my teacher I didn't finish it because Seinfeld was on. She/he will understand.
Mom: Oh, OK.
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A disease characterized by the constant mentioning of Seinfeld scenes after anything remotely similar occurs in the vicinity of the sufferer.
Mary's Seinfelditis rose to new heights when she was watching an episode of Friends and said, "Joey and Chandler remind me of Kramer."
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Television Show, Situation Comedy, in Syndication
Often thought of as a show about nothing, it really is a show about everything.
Tor Eckman to Jerry Seinfeld: You're eating too much dairy.
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An abbreviation for the name 'Jerry Seinfeld' when said, musch comes to mind. Nothing. Superman...ect. He made the best show of the century. Very sarcastic
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