Random
Source Code
Random
Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby
1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies
2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES
2695👍 1504👎
scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!
Tracy's ears would always prick up when she heard the word "semen", and her eyes gleamed whenever a man was as good as his word, and she had another chance to gulp down her favourite fast food.
740👍 411👎
When a man 'marks his territory' by shooting his sperm all over something and/or someone.
Rion semenized Pete's donkey last night
19👍 6👎
Semen is a part of a government plot to get rid of America's excess toothpaste and pine fresh by mixing them together, calling the mixture "semen", and spreading it over most of our consumer's food, primarily in school cafeterias. The result is a tasty lard/egg-white substitute, however, too much semen consumption (usually in males) may lead to a build-up in the excretory system (our kidneys, bladder, etc...) and may be ejaculated upon stimulation with pumping, pulling, rubbing, and other painful procedures.
The ejaculation of this "semen" is mandatory to remain healthy or side effects may occur, including but not limited to: loneliness, nerdiness, explosion in the urethrea, and/or constipation.
Why some females choose to consume the fluid is probably to clean their teeth (toothpaste) or freshen their breath (pine fresh)
Today I got rid of my excess semen because urban dictionary told me to
547👍 321👎
To ejaculate outside of a sexual encounter; Without cause or arousal.
Ryan is going to semenate on your forehead.
11👍 3👎
cum, white sticky liquid that comes from the penis.
He jacked off so much, that he finally ejaculated semen all over himself
355👍 217👎
white,hot,sticky yet yummy cum! composed of sperm cells which i often swallow during every intercourse!it is also a good source of vitamins and mineral which can make you look younger and attractive. best in making facial foam. it cures acne in 2 weeks
my boyfriend's cum is so delicious cuz it tasted like cherry fruit. i just love the scent!!!sometimes, i'm using it in my face to make it soft and supple.
2282👍 1591👎