Random
Source Code
Random
National annoy boys day! Any Classmate Friend or Dumbass Guy! Kick a Nick, Annoy a Jake, Punch a Weston And hit a David in the head. All girls love this day!
Girl #1 : Aw man a guy in my class is SO annoying!
Girl #2 : Its September 14.
Girl #1 : So?
Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day
2👍 3👎
if you were born this day you’re probably a bad bish who is lowkey depressed and cries alone in their room. but hey you were probably conceived on christmas so that’s cool.
dude my birthday is september 14
65👍 4👎
a little squishy cheeked baby was born this day. wish #HAN a good one and give him all the love in the world.
September 14? That’s my baby’s birthday.
134👍 19👎
“oh wasn’t she born in september?”
“SEPTEMBER 14 TO BE EXACT”
6👍 3👎
National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.
Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*
Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...
19👍 41👎