National give Miguel a lap dance day
“Oh shit it’s September 14th, looks like I gotta give Miguel angel Rodriguez from rauner college prep a lap dance”
If you and your girlfriend got together on this day just know you won’t ever break up love you baby Xx
Me and my girl got together on September 14th
Stupid fat bitches who always are annoying
Person 1: I feel so hated
Person 2: Probably cause you were born on September 14th