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BTS’S MAKNAE’S BIRTHDAY, THE MF ONE AND ONLY JEON JUNGKOOK!!!
BTS: What is today?
ARMY: IT’S SEPTEMBER 1ST, KOOKIE’S BIRTHDAY!!!
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A day where Some great people were born, like Dr phil. not jungkook, tho.
Person 1: Yo, bro, it's about september 1st
Person 2: Dude, you're saying it's almost Dr phil's birthday?
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A day when all og musically creators get together and make musicallys
Person 1: hey do you know what today is?
Person 2: yeah it’s September 1st you know that day
Person 1: oh yeah
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September 1st is slap someone butt that’s named Eli/Elijah/Elite or anyone that starts with E because their cute🤍AND THICK
For example:
P1 hey Emily
P2 yess?
P1 slaps butt
P2 what’d you do that for
P1 ITS SEPTEMBER 1ST
The first day of National No Squirt September
Friend 1: Guess what today is!!
Friend 2: September 1st?
Friend 1: No! It’s National No Squirt Day!
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Only kool people are born on september first! Dr. Phil, Zendaya, Jungkook. Even when KIDZ BOP was formed!!
Oh, wow that kid is super kool, he must have been born on September 1st!
I wish I was as Kool as Dr. Phil! He was born on September 1st
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International Bogus Day
If you were born on this day you are the biggest Bogus
OMG! your birthday is September 1st? you're such a bogus!!!
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