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If you were born on this day, someone born in July will definitely give you a blowjob. Also you can ask for anything and she/he has to do it! Happy birthday <3
Ali: When’s your birthday??
Justin: September 28th
Ali: Oh really? I have to give you a blowjob then and it will be the best you’ll ever receive
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July
If you were born on september 28th are going to get some good blowjob from someone born in the summer
Justin: September 28th. It’s my birthday
Ali: Oh, really? I should give you a present then. I’m good at it.
Justin: Why you think that?
Ali: Because I was born in July ;)
If you were born on September 28th, your birthday gift has to be a great blowjob given by someone born in Summer
Justin: It’s September 28th. Today’s my birthday.
Ali: Oh really? I should give you a “special” gift then. You’ll never forget it.
Justin: Yeah? You think you’re that good at it?
Ali: Of course I am. I was born in July
September 28th is national kiss your crush day. Don’t be shy, just say hi and give them a big smooch. Maybe they’ll like you back who knows.
Did you know it’s September 28th
September 28th is national slap a redhead day!
“hey jeff, i’m going to slap you”
“why?”
“because your hair is red”
*slaps*
National kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day!
Boy/girl 1- hey ___ it's September 28th!
Boy/girl 2- I know I'm gonna kiss them now!
ask out one of the girls/boys that are on your bsf list.
september 28th
person 1 : “i say we go out”
person 2 : “say less” 😭.
DONT BE A PUSSY!!