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anyone born on September 5th 2006 has a massive dick and like shoving it into their ass when they’re bored
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A legandary day, isn't it obvious? Here's a little hint, the most epic girl to exist happened in that day, still don't know? Come on! It's Fatima! Fatima Br. !! Shame on you mortal, Fati is grumpy and a bit sad because you didn't recognize that day OwO
-Dude what's the IG of the legend who was born on the 5th September?
-Bro it's @howluckyareus , duh!
-Damn how did i forget, brb ask for forgiveness
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Your Parents had sex on new year.
You are born on september 5th?
Ask your parents what they did on new year
The ugliest human built/made on earth. They are most like African or Asian. They will never find love, if they do they will end up breaking up soon.
(person 1) bro your so rude and ugly were you born on September 5th?
(person 2) yeah...
Kiss a guy who’s name begins with an F
It’s September 5th let me kiss u
it’s national “post your boyfriend” day, so go on and make his day better by showing him off!
bf: awww but why did you posted this?
gf: bc i love u (and it’s september 5th ;))