sequoia

The act of having an ant bite the head of your penis while holding a conversation. This act is often followed by playful dancing and repeated private viewings of the penis head.

The fire ants gave SCUBA Steve a sequoia this morning.

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sequoia

a awesome girl with brow hair and brown eyed that is very tall and loves acro

''hey look there is sequoia''

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Full Sequoia

A raging hard on. This term was invented by a friend of mine. We were talking about having an erection in the morning, which is sometimes called; Morning Wood. He invented this term to denote an extreme case of Morning Wood.....Full Sequoia.

This morning when I woke up, I was sporting Morning Wood.....it was FULL SEQUOIA.

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Sequoia log

The act of taking the biggest,never ending shit in one straight log. It resembles a Sequoia tree which seems to never end.

Mackery: Yo, brahh! Yesterday I dropped off a lot of friends when I got home, they were packed tight in my toilet! I barely made it, I didn't even care that my sister was taking a shower,thats how bad it was. It was brutal.

Seth: Dude, thats nothing! I filled up my toilet with just ONE sequoia log!! I had to flush it three fucking times so it could all go down!! Now thats brutal!

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Camp Sequoia

A sleep away camp in Pennsylvania. Please do not go there, it’s terrible. If you write a letter to home about how terrible it is, they won’t send it.

I stayed at Camp Sequoia for 3 weeks and now have nightmares about it.

Sam sequoia

A drug addict transgender from male to female who is not fully transitioned yet with saggy breasts caused by a rare genetic mutation in men.

Sam Sequoia:“ bItChEs CoUlD nEvErrRR “

Literally everyone : 🤢🤢

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sequoia middle school

the shittiest school on earth, full of fake posers and pot heads.

person: where do you go to school?
me: sequoia middle school.
person: I feel bad for you.

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