Serbia

A country that came to the balkans in the 11th century uninvited. Since then it has been annoying the fuck out of everyone on Balkan, including Albania. Basically how they do this is by constantly crying that ''Kosovo is Serbia'', although it declared it's independence in 2008. They also think they have the strongest military on Balkan, but the world bank talks for us Croats. Even though we have everything higher than them GDP, Military budget, Health care money, i can go on and on for half an hour, they think we're nothing compared to them. They constantly bring up history facts about us being nazi puppets Well we actually were, WERE, It's the past... And also they don't mention they killed a decent amount of albanian civillians : ) Also in Vukovar Which won't be forgotten unarmed and untrained civillians fucked the chetniks all day untill they retreated. Basically everyone in the balkans hates them and they are a mistake. They also think that Kosovo is Serbia, but sadly for them and happily for Kosovo, it's not anymore. Sadly they do suck Russia's dick 24/7 for them to help them against us. But luckily we have NATO as an ally so Russia won't do shit Also all of it's allies are basically in a crisis (With the exception of Russia) so they aren't of much help as well I can get all of the dislikes on the world on this. But hey Serbs are running away from the truth Sorry for grammar mistakes I was typing this on my phone and I'm too lazy to go back and fix them

Friend: Serbia is shit!
Me: Capitan Obvious saves the day!!!

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Serbia

Serbia is amazing.

SRBIJA , PRVACI SVETA . <3

HotGirl:Hey im serbian

Dude:Will you do me?

HotGirl:No . cuz serbia JUST BEAT FRANCE IN TENNIS AND ARE NOW THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD . <3

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Serbia

Serbia is a brave and heroic country wich is why so many people are jelous and hate Serbia. Serbia has played crucial role in allies victory throughout the first and second world wars. Serbia fought and one three major wars, the First and Second Balkan War as well as World War One. Serbs have fought to free Serbia first from Turkish occupation, then from Bulgarian and from combined Austro-Hungarian, Bulgarian and German occupation. In all the three wars the Serbs showed extreme heroism and endurance. Many years later when "Macedonia" was to secede from Yugoslavia in 1992 (Macedonia was Serbian land before WWI) not one shot was fired. The explanation for this is the fact that in the civil wars of 1990's the Serbs NEVER fought to "grab other people's lands." The lie that the Serbs were "landgrabbers" (and not defenders of their ancient lands and property) was repeated, by the Western propaganda. In recent wars the Serbs fiercely fought only on territories where they felt that their population will be maltreated (In Croatia & Bosnia) by the new powers that are to take control over those lands. In Eastern Orthodox Macedonia there was no such threat for Eastern Orthodox Serbs.

Note: that Croats and Slovenes asked the Serbs after world war one, the victorious side in the World War to accept them into the union. The Serbs did NOT form "Great Serbia", they treated Croats and Slovenes as equal (The serbs later named the country Yugoslavia instead of Serbia, which is fiar). This, despite the fact that many Croats and Muslims fought with the enemy (Austria-Hungaria), and many of them committed atrocities on the defenceless population of Serbia during its occupation by the enemy troops. The Serbs were prepared to forgive.

The Serbs achieved their war aim after world war one. They have liberated other South Slavs. They did it at tremendous price to their population. The Serbs had invested TWO Serbian states into Yugoslavia. Croats and Slovenes invested nothing.

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Serbia

A lovely country against which has people that just love to write shit about Croatia, just deepening the differences and conflicts. Even now, when no normal person thinks any less of Serbs just because they are Serbs, they have this need to ensure the world that they are the good guys... When they're just the same as Croats. Wars have no winners.

Also, the homeland of Stefan Kapičić.

I'm going to Serbia.
Those Serbs look hot... To bad they're seventeen and shitting about a war they know nothing about.

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Serbia

A fascist country ruled over by the granddaughter of Adolf Hitler. It is also often called "West Romania". It is located to the west of Romania. The people here love company because they have many group activities to do in town such as:

1) Punching orphans

2) Kicking puppies

3) Pushing an old lady onto the street

4) Praying that one day they'll be as free as the DPRK

5) Sucking their own dicks

and many others.

To enter Serbia, you need to be alive, since if you are dead, or close to dying you will be kicked out. That way Serbia has a 0% mortality rate. If you die it will only count 5 days after the authorities have found your body. Their healthcare hasn't had an incident since 1991, since then their healthcare is located in Albania. You are not allowed to leave either, thus they don't have an emigration problem.

Serbia is consisted of 5 provinces:

1) Vojvodina

2) Serbia proper

3) Kosovo

4) Montenegro

5) Bosnia

The language is Serbian and it is a beautiful language. The most important phrases in Serbian are:

"Jebo ti Bog mater bre" meaning "Have a good day", it's used commonly as a greeting, and "Slava drugu Titu" meaning "Me and my family will be executed in 3 days on the main square"

Overall I'd recommend giving Serbia a go, I give it a solid 7.8/10

Dude1: "Hey have you been to Serbia"

Dude2: "Of course bro, sick place"

Dude3:"Slava drugu Titu"

Dude1:"Damn, it was nice knowing you"

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Serbia

A region of southeast Europe, comprising most of the former country of Yugoslavia. Serbs settled in the area in the 6th through 7th century, were Christianized in the 9th century, and formed an independent kingdom in the 13th century. Defeated at Kosovo Field (1389), the Serbs fell under Turkish domination, which ended when Serbia was granted full independence in 1878. The new kingdom of Serbia gained territory and power during the Balkan wars (1912-1913). After the assassination (1914) of Archduke Francis Ferdinand by a Serbian nationalist, Austria-Hungary declared war on Serbia, sparking World War I. In 1918 Serbia became a major constituent of the Kingdom of the Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes, which was later (1929) renamed Yugoslavia. Croatia, Slovenia, and Bosnia and Herzegovina declared independence from Yugoslavia in 1991, leading to war with Serbia. In 1992 Serbia and Montenegro formed a new republic.

Note: this is an accurate description, and is not some bull shit made up by a croatian dickhead

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serbia

serbia - gods favourite place!

no beauty exists like serbia. drunk people. very religious people. serbia is more like a big family. lovely men and women live in this counrty. unfortunatly the united states can never pick a good president, so they took bob clinton. he destroyed us emotionally and physically. united states, albania, croatia have a passion of harted against serbs. god knows why. Basically serbia is a lovable country that may have had minor problems, but we have managed to stay together. we are the best in the balkans along with all the orthodox people. i love you guys.

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