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Someone who appears to be the "Ultimate Life Form"
Person #1: Dude, do you know Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person #2: Dude, he's the Ultimate Life form.
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He's that edgy guy from sonic. He came to fruition in Sonic Adventure 2. The black hedgehog is "the ultimate life form" the reason eggman blew up the moon.
eggman: I have an announcement to make! Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right! He took his quilly hedgehog dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G.
And I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a call-out post on my twitter.com, "Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small ass dick! its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller!" And guess what? This is what my dong looks like! *BWOOOOSHHH* THATS RIGHT BABY! AAALLL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS! LOOK AT THAT! IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUcK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY S U P E R - L A S E R - P I S S! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go HIGHER! I'm pissing on THE MOON!!!!!11!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE M O O N, YOU IDIOT ! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROP-O-LITS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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Shadow The Hedgehog is, if not, the second favourite Sonic character in the series. He's cool, edgy and most of all: BADASS!
He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
Eggman: I have come to make an announcement! Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog dick out and said it was this BIG! And I said that's disgusting! So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow The Hedgehog, you have a small dick! Is the size of this walnuts, but way smaller! And here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points! No quills! No pillows! Look at it! Is like two balls in a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher...I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DR-R-R-ROPLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now, get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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Shadow the hedgehog is a new character created by SEGA. He made his first appearence in Sonic Adventure 2 (Sonikku adobencha tsu). I think he's just a FUCKING MISTAKE!! SEGA WENT TO FAR WHEN THEY CREATED HIM. I HATE HIM! It should be Sonic Tails and Knuckles. Only them in the video games.
Some people thinks he's cool . and some fucking hates him!
I fucking hate him!
And i hate all the other characters like Chris and friends and Silver The Hedgehog??? oh god what's next sonic get's a son named Ultra sonic?
But i don't want you to hate Shadow or like him.
You can think as you want.
If SEGA continues to put any more characters like this then i'm gonna quit being a sonicfan.
Person 1: Ya like Shadow the hedgehog?
Person 2: NO!
Person 1: Yeah the classic sonic is the best! ^^.
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One of the most coolest,Popular, badass, complex, powerful Sonic Character's this side the Sonic Franchise. Knuckles The Echidna and Metal Sonic have Once Rivaled Sonic The Hedgehog in Speed and Power, but now as time goes by so does most competition. Shadow has proven himself that he's Sonic The Hedgehog's most powerful and Formidible Arch Rival Ever to grace his True Blueness. Shadow is now Sonic's Real True Rival in speed and Power, Shadow can easily match his blue counterpart to last last mile per hour in terms of speed, with the help with his powerful body and hover shoes, He is one of the most fastest Sonic Characters ever. With macthing looks, abilitys, and acrobatic moves, Shadow is to Sonic as Wario is to Mario, a doppleganger character to the Main Character.
Shadow's special ablity and Signature move is Chaos Control, his Chaos powers come directly from the Emeralds he possess (even thought he needs no emeralds to preform these tricks) the choas emeralds amplify his strength and speed ten fold making the After affects of Chaos Control even more deadly.
Born in the Space colony ark, Shadow The Hedgehog is Dr. Gerald Robotnick's greastest creation, he was a benevolent man with his Grandaughter Maria, he wanted to benifit mankind in everyway, he also researches Chaos Emmerald's and Immortality. Soon discovering his Grandaughter had a disease called NIDS, he started working on a project known as Shadow who would later befriend the scientist's granddaughter. Soon after he was created, Shadow and Maria were best friends, But when a Incident happened involing the G.U.N. forces of earth, Gerald was captured and Shadow and Maria were in trouble. Maria had gotten killed by one of the soliders, while Shadow was safe in a cryo tube, due to the sacrifice Maria had done. Shadow 50 years later wanted revenge on the humans that killed Maria in cold blood, Eggmnan soon discoverd that Gerald (his grandfather) had left him a weapon for him to conquer the world, Shadow was that weapon.
In a battle between good and evil Shadow relized Maria wanted peace and happiness not Revenge. So he sacrificed his life to save the planet from the destrution of the ark and his prototype Biolizard.
Shadow's best freinds are, His Rival Sonic sometimes, Rouge The Bat, and E-123 Omega. His personaltiy differs from sonic, He's Depressed, Violent, Calm, Collected, Ruthless, and somewhat cocky. He will do anything to get what he wants.
His popualarity is massive and off the wall, he has so many fans and yet so many hater/dislikers as well. He's with out a doubt is one of the greatest Sonic Characters of all time. The Ultimate LifeForm is Shadow The Hedgehogs. Sonic has met his match.
My name is Shadow The Hedgehog, I'm the world's ultimate lifeform, there's no time for games, farewell.
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Shadow is a black and red hedgehog with a horrible past the only thing he was created for was to destroy the humans on the A.R.K , Maria ,the grand daughter of Proffesor Gerald Robotnik dies due to the g.u.n men , as a result the Doctor only wants revenge creating Shadow, soon after being re-awakend by Eggman and fighting in the a.r.k they soon learn what shadow's motive was all along so when Amy convinces shadow ( sa2b version) that he should help and after a little memory with Maria to help boost things up shadow teams up with Sonic to help the humans save earth I personally believe shadow is waayyy better than sonic since he would give up anything to help his friends and even though he's tough on the outside he's really kind and gentle in the indside so there's my definition of shadow the hedgehog (ps.remember kids he's mine ;D)
Shadow the hedgehog Sa2b
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Shadow the Hedgehog is the Ultimate Life Form, created by Prof. Gerald Robotnik and Black Doom, who dies at the end of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, and "reincarnated" in Sonic Heroes. Then stars in his own (awesome) game. And if beaten in neutral mode, he finds out he's an android, created by Prof. Gerald's grandson, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
"I am Shadow Android. The Ultimate Battle Life Form, created by Eggman. You may have made me, Doctor, but I will lead this Empire and androids will RULE. This is WHO I AM."(all other times he says, "I am Shadow the Hedgehog", but always says "This is WHO I AM")
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