shake hands with beef

When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.

Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.

Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!

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shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

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Shaking hands with Satan

To masturbate. Shake that little Satan.

"Hey Dean, can I come in?"
"Wait a second Sammy, I'm shaking hands with Satan!"

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shaking hands with the president

masturbating, touching one self, or a hand job

#1
Person 1: what're you up to?
Person 2:(moaning) shaking hands with the president..
#2
Person 1: comon do it..
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: shake hands with the president.

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Shake hands with the groundhog

To die. To expire. To cease to be

"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."

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Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

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Shake hands with the governor

1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate

Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.

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