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A hand job while taking a shit
Hey bro, can I give you a pecan shandy?
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A beautiful, kind hearted, smart girl. She is the kindest and the future niest you will ever meet. She thinks of others before even think about herself. She is selfless and perfect. Anyone who meets her will tell you that she is going places.
She will deny everything and take it humbly. She has a sassy mouth when needed.
She has the most beautiful eyes, and cried the most tears
She has the prettiest smile, but has never really been happy.
She has the kindest heart, but has felt the most pain.
Be sure to tell any shandy you know that you love them and are there for them
Hunter:man she is so perfect. I'm so sad I lost her.
Lily: you should have loved her when you had the chance
Brayden: yeah dude. There is no other girl like her!
Dalton: she is A beautiful, kind hearted, smart girl. She is the kindest and the future niest you will ever meet. She thinks of others before even think about herself. She is selfless and perfect. Anyone who meets her will tell you that she is going places.
She will deny everything and take it humbly. She has a sassy mouth when needed.
She has the most beautiful eyes, and cried the most tears
She has the prettiest smile, but has never really been happy.
She has the kindest heart, but has felt the most pain.
Be sure to tell any shandy you know that you love them and are there for them
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1 part sprite, 1 part any light beer
forms a nice tastying carbonated beer thats light on the alc. %
aww, I dont know if I feel like a full, gimme a shandy today.
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1) A popular beverage; half alcoholic, half soft drink, such as lager and lemonade
2) A pre-op transexual, shemale, half & half: ostensibly, female looking, but with male genitalia.
Have you met my new girlfriend; Candii, she's a shandy.
OMG! I didn't know you liked Trannys!
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From America's Next Top Model 2. Shandi was totally in love with her boyfriend, but one night, having month old pent up sexual frustration went too far with a hot Italian boy from Milan. She was then heartbroken and so was her boyfreind.
There was this really hot guy at the party, and he was so into me, but I could never do a Shandi.
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1) A disfigured sharklike gnome;
2) A promiscuous sex god
3) A helenic hero of the trojan war; more generally an adjective describing a boy who loses his virginity at an early age.
1) The shandy attacked my neck
2) Holy shit, you shandy, DO ME.
3) The little girl had her way with the shandy boy.
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A bitch who uses people for money.
Guy 1: So I took this girl on a trip to Vegas and when we got back she ditched me.
Guy 2: You totally got Shandy'd
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