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a best pseudo straight big brother a girl could have, will spend hours being dragged around the city to look at dresses and boots.
will accompany such girls on missions to find secret gardens, nerdy 3d books, korean bbqs,sushi, and coffees that are greater than sex.
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The term used to describe being unusually late for an event, usually this is expected by others that are on time.
" we're already 30 min late to the movie"
" i know, were on shani-time"
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Shani is an African name meaning magnificent noise.
Pronounced : Shay-nee
Shani: a name meaning beautiful music or singing.
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A sexy beast in the bedroom, will keep you on your toes and make you beg for more. Bow down and submit. Flirty and oh so dirty.
Be careful she’ll dirty shani you , and you’ll never escape.
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Assistant choir director for Pius X Highschool. Known for constantly yelling at guys of Spectrum Show Choir, lowering people’s self confidence, causing them to quit and want to never sing again.
John: Hey do you remember Shani Sorensen from Highschool, she directed Spectrum?
Matthew: Oh yah, she’s the reason I quit show choir and singing forever.
John: Same Bro!
A black American world champion speed skater of African descent that has been judged more on his racial and ethnic background than his versatile expertise and abilities in both long track and short track speed skating. In most countries outside of the United States of America where speed skating is considered a popular sport, he is considered a world champion, and saluted for his world record holdings. However, in the U.S., he is constantly being poorly portrayed by the media as a disgrace to America for "preventing other American olympic athletes from bringing home gold medals."
American Media: "Shani Davis has refused to do the Pursuit event out of his own selfish nature."
Dutch Media: "Shani Davis has strategically turned down his offer to participate in the Pursuit event to keep his body strong and fresh for the events he has prepared himself for."
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HUGEST HONKERSS THE SIZE OF THE MOON, HER BOOBS ARE MAGICAL ONLY OUTMATCHED BY HER OWN MOTHER, KEREN
OMG DANIL LOOK IM HARD SHANI IS HERE HER BOOBS ARE MASSIVE SHANI'S BOOBS
YES ILAY
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