Shapping

The act of masturbation while simultaneously taking a shit.

Leroy, you've been in there for 20 minutes. What, are you shapping?

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shap

A south african phrase for describing an agreement or when saying bye or genrally meaning okay.

Eg:wow dude did you see that beautiful car.

: yoo it was shap man

Eg: heres your change.

: thanks man, shap shap.

Eg: you have to turn right at the junction

: shap

Shapping

A bastardisation of the words "shitting" and "fapping".
It is the act of masturbating while defecating at the same time.

"I need to go take a shit"

"Then why are you grabbing lube?"

"shapping."

"ew..."

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shap

a combination of shit and crap. Used when you cannot figure out which form of the word to use.

"Dude i ran over your dog's tail."
"OH Shap! you retard!"

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shap

Abbreviation of the word Shaperone. Usually used by 8-12 year olds (annoying ones) going through the preliminary stage of social development. See tweens. Intended to be a hip cryptic expression. Pertains to "parties," fieldtrips, and various other celebrations.

Loser Kid 1: "Hey Teddy, I went to a sweet party yesterday."
Loser Kid 2: "Nifty!"
Loser Kid 1: "Yeah, tell me about it, there were only five 'shaps' it was off the heezy."
Loser Kid 2: "Sounds spiffy."
Loser Kid 1: "Totally, there were enough juice boxes for every 6th grader in the world! We partied until 3 in the afternoon!!!"
Loser Kid 2: "WOW!"

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Shapped

Getting absolutely and utterly smashed by an indecent consumption of alcohol.

Last night we got so shapped

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shap

taking a nap on the shitter

Damn dude, what took you so long, were you taking a shap?

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