Shap

Shap is a combination between Shut and Up. As in the popular phrase; "Shut up."

Will you please shap?

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Shap

The polygon pixels in gross horror games that visually describe shower mold and or shampoo residue

“That shower is so damp and dark I hope there are no googlies about to jump scare me”
“I think that’s the world renound shap mold”
“What the actual fuck does that fucking mean”
“Shat. Lol.”

shap

taking a nap on the shitter

Damn dude, what took you so long, were you taking a shap?

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shapping

"To Shapp, verb: to attempt to sanitise one's online image, often in an urgent and/or hasty manner."

Derived from the checkered internet history of British politician Grant Shapps. While serving as a member of Parliament, he did business online as an internet marketing / sales guru named Michael Green. When the press found out, Shapps' sites began disappearing overnight. Guardian columnist George Monbiot ran a contest via Twitter to define the verb "to Shapp." This contest was won by Twitterer Rainbow_Meow with the above definition.

"I've been shortlisted for a job interview - got some major shapping to do tonight!"

"As it turns out, what happens at the donkey sanctuary doesn't stay at the donkey sanctuary. Time to shapp."

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shap

When you wanna tell someone off in a joking manner.

*pull up to a middle aged bystanders*
Jesse: "Excuse me do you know where I can find the nearest CIBC."
Bystander: "CIBC, I think there is one-"
Jesse: "SHAAAAAAAAP"

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Shap

A really pretty female, (bad bitch)

Yea bra she Jhi like a shap bra.

Where are the shaps at?

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Shap

The combination of shit and crap. Just a typical insult.

"This is so Shap!!"
"You're full of Shap"
"He can be so shap sometimes"

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