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When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.
I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
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When you try to fart and a poo comes out instead!
JAKE K. sharts himself everyday
ohh I sharted
it appears I have sharted myself oh dear
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When attempting to pass gas, you accidentally leave a "skid mark" (or worse).
The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"
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When you fart a little shit comes out..a shart
Man I was in your moms bedroom and she made me laugh so hard i sharted in my pants!
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A huge fart with a lump in it.
As I was attempting to drive home from the local chinese restaurant, I shart myself before reaching the oval office in time.
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Plural: Sharts
When you put enough pressure on your farts, that particals of shit come out of your anus too.
Person: What?! You just totally sharted man!
Person 2: How can you tell?
Person: I heard a loud blast and your pants is covered with crap.
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When you fart and shit comes out with it
Ben sharted his pants after he forced a fart.
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