Shave

To remove unwanted body hair by using a razor or electric shaver

Kiersten : O Jake last night was so amazing!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!

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Shave

A word used in place of swearing, or any other word that is inappropriate at the moment. Can also be used to replace any verb for comic relief. Started in retaurants kitchens, to avoid trouble with a spervisor, then eventually becomes part of your everyday vocabulary

Josh, I need a blossom on the fly, the other one got shaved up!

Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!

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shave it

The act of a female using some type of razor to whack off the bush that grows between her legs.

Dang! After muff diving that chick, I pulled 7 hairs from my teeth! She definatley needs to shave it.

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Shave

To take ones penis on the hand and rung the head of it up and down her cheeks aswell as her facial area to mimic a electric shaver.

She was sleeping on the couch so i took that chance to pull it out and gave her a shave.

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shaved

to be assed

out

when you order something at a restaruant and they dont have the item your order you just got shaved

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shave

to remove hair with a razor.

something ALL girls, and guys should do in the down area.

"well..that sucked.. but at least she shaved."

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shave

(see: wordbeard/word)
To negate the beard insult before it is used. The 'shaved' person will usually respond with annoyance because their 'bearding' has gone 'tits up' and they have been out fooled.

Mr A:'The stars are rather bright tonight Mr B', Mr B:'Really?', Mr A:'Shave yes', Mr B:'Oh you narcoleptic omphalos, i was about to beards you, you toss vessel', Mr A:'HA HA HA (pointing at Mr B)'

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