Shed

Slang used to describe a woman's vagina or lady bits.
The term is derived from a misunderstanding English boys had in a tent one night, in Costa Brava, Spain. Since then, the term has took off and is getting used more and more frequently!

Dave: "Last night I discovered Hannah had a tight shed!"
Beth: "My shed needs waxing, if I'm to wear a tight bikini!"

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The Shed

A small shed that was located in Talbot's Point in Sandwich, Ma. It was a very popular smoke spot before some savage brutally tore it down.

Guy 1: Let's go smoke at The Shed, I love that place!

Guy 2: Didn't you hear? Someone tore it down.

Guy 1: Are you serious?! What a dickhead.

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shed

A small storage building usually as part as a garden where people store things like the lawn mower and bikes.

I lock/store my bike inside my shed.

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Shed

Brit. slang for a crappy car, usually a hatchback, driven by a "Barry Boy".

A popular choice of the acned teen as their first "wheels", sheds are often "done up" with bits of nasty body kit, aftermarket exhausts and - in urban settings - a thumping uprated music system.

Shed owners often can't afford to put petrol in their cars so are commonly spotted on Friday nights meeting other non-driving shed owners in supermarket car parks to exchange advice on the best make of gaffer tape to stop bits of chrome and trim falling off their creations.

See also acronym SOTW (Shed of the Week), a popular spot on the Barry Boys web site.

Gav: "Wotcha got?"
Kev: "58 plate Saxo." "Tmoz I'm gunna slam it and install a sub the size of your sista's ass".
Gav: "Too sweet, I thought you were gunna get a Shed like a 106 ... needin an air dam for the front though"
Kev: "Already ordered, as well as some pimpin side rails".
Gav: "OMG ... your ride FTW"

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Shed

Fluttershy's corpse stoage facility.

Hey, hey, he, stay outta my shed, ok?

Bill: Did you see that SHED.MOV video?

John: Yeah. I'm never going in my shed again.

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Shed

Somebody who is slow at walking or running

"Fucking hell Andy, you're running like a shed"

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The Shed

a magical place somewhere in the world that teenagers sit around in the cold and get stupidly high and then "big man" mongs.

The cause and solution to all teenagers problems.

"are you going to the shed"

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