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shelley is an old lesbian p.e. teacher that hooks up with other female p.e. teachers. she will belittle your friends volleyball skills and make you feel bad about urself. but.... she can be nice when she wants to.
kid#1: dude who do you have for p.e.?
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.
kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!
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A woman who has existed long before existence was even a thing, and will continue to be that way
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The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:
"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"
**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***
1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelley'ed him."
2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."
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Fat bitch who will never get a boyfriend. She loses all friends and is ugly
Eww its shelley
Shelley is fat
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An underrated American Texas born actress, nicknamed the Texas twiggy growing up by family and friends for her slender skinny figure. Duvall is best know for her outstanding performance as Wendy Torrance in Stanley Kubrick’s horror classic The Shining opposite Oscar winner Jack Nicholson, as well as her role as Olive Oyl Robert Altman’s Popeye also starring the late great Robin Williams as the lead and Robert Altman’s chilling psychological thriller 3 Women opposite Sissy Spacek whom Duvall won best actress at the Cannes Film Festival for her role as Millie in the film. She has produced and starred in countless films and TV shows throughout her career notably the Emmy winning show Shelley Duvall’s Faerie Tale Theatre.
Who is that terrific actress, she’s so good? Why it’s Shelley Duvall don’t you know?
Independent pro wrestler who uses what he has named the British Lucharesu style: a combination of British technical-chain wrestling, Lucha Libre, and Puroresu (Japanese wrestling). An extremely skilled technician, Alex is currently (2007) working solely for NWA-TNA in America. He has wrestled around the world, most notably in ROH in America and Zero-One in Japan.
Alex Shelley is also in a tag team with Chris Sabin.
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the most beautiful and talented person in the entire world who myself and many others love with all of our hearts.
she's such an amazing human being, I will forever love Shelley Hennig with all of my heart!
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