Another term to describe midgets. They are built in the same proportions as Shetland pony’s
I heard you fucked that shetland person you were chatting to a the bar the other night.
A hand job from a little person.
I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.
An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts
Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony
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The term midgets and dwarfs prefer to be called, not little people as is commonly believed.
I tripped over one of those Shetland people, I didn't see the wee little bugger there.
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When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony
Hey girl, you wanna ride my Shetland pony?
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The smelliest fucking horse on earth.
Damn it Robby! Smells like a damn Shetland Pony in here! Durrp!
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A smaller than average vagina.Tiny the smallest you've ever seen.
Her vagina was REALLY small but that's good it fit my average sized penis. It looked like a Shetland vagina!
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