shexting

Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.

Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"

Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."

Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."

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shexting

the art of texting whilst taking a shit

SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.

Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?

Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.

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shext

Verb.

Meaning:
- to Shower text.
- to text while in the shower.
- to simultaneously text and take a shower.

I am about to take a shower. U want me to shext u?

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shext

To text someone while your having a Shit.

Adam was sending dirty shexts to his missus while sitting on the toilet having a Shit.

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shext

shit + sex + text = shext

shext example:

i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays

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Shext

The act of texting, Facebooking, tweeting etc while dropping a deuce

I think I'm going to shext while on the shitter after break.... Saves time!!!

shexting

shexat means netflix & chill for coders

Greva mal shexat.
Let's go shexting.