The Hottest Man Ever!!!!!!!!!!
He Is Amazing!!!!!!!
He's Not Shy, He's Just Buff!!!!!!!!
If You Don't Like Him, You Can Suck His Huge Ass Penis!!!!!
Person 1: Have You Ever Heard Of Shia Labeouf?
Person 2: Of Course I Have. Shia Labeouf Is A Saint!!!!
1. Hey! That guy is a total Shia Labeouf!
2. Shia Labeouf!
3. Shia Labeouf is a Shia Labeouf.
4. Shia Labeouf's parents are Shia Labeoufs for giving him such a hard ass name to spell twenty times over!
u guys are dumb if you think he's not kewl. i forget what his name supposed to mean in some other language but i think it's like god praise the beef or something. now if having a name that means that isn't kewl, well then i don't know what is.
I would gladly let the aliens take me away if they all looked like shia labeouf.
Oh baby, oh baby! Let's make some edible bikinis now come on! Now doesn't that taste good.
Shia Shaide LaBeouf is a hottie. LOL
Just the gayest name for a man, ever. It even beats Wayne LaPierre.
guy #1: Is that guy straight?
guy#2: I dunno, what's his name?
guy#1: Shia Labeouf.
guy#2: Queen.
Panicing while repeating the word "No".
Man 1: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Man 2: Why are you Shia LaBeoufing?
Man 1: My girlfriend's pregnant!
Man 2: Oh shit...