FEMA shingles

The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane

I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina

Shit on a Shingle

My dad was in the army for 24 years and my mom use to make this for him. I love the stuff. The navy uses chipped beef but I prefer the hamburger version.
Here is an official U.S. Army recipe for SOS:
CREAMED BEEF ON TOAST (SOS)
1/2 lb. ground beef
1/4 tsp. salt
1/4 tsp. pepper
4 tbsp. sifted flour
1 cup evaporated milk
1 cup water
2 tbsp. butter
Brown ground beef in its own fat. Remove excess fat and save for making roux. Season with salt and pepper. To make roux, place 2 tbsp. reserved fat in double broiler or heavy pan. Slowly add sifted flour, stirring constantly over low heat until thoroughly blended. Cook for five minutes. Do not brown. Combine milk and water. Add butter and scald (not burn) in double broiler or heavy pan. Add roux to scalded milk, stirring constantly until thoroughly blended. Add meat mixture and cook about 10 minutes, or until desired consistency. Serve on toast.

shit on a shingle is great shit

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shingle it up

To top it off, figuratively; to be the "icing on the cake"- as the shingles are the last finishing part of a building/ home.

Woman 1: Not only did my hair extensions get loose and fall out in the pool, but to shingle it up my booty call from last night gave me the clap!
Woman 2: Gurl you all tore up!

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potato shingles

Potato shingles is a rare but brutal condition. Potato shingles is contracted by eating too many red potatoes on thanksgiving day.

You used red potatoes on thanksgiving!? Great now im going to get potato shingles.

I ate too many red potatoes during thanksgiving, I am surely going to get potato shingles.

Shit Shingles

Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.

Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.

shit on a shingle

creamed chipped beef on toast

Do we have to have shit on a shingle again.

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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."