shiss

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My shiss was horrible.

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shiss

An attempt to shit in which only pissing occurs. 3-5 solid rectal pushes resulting only in a half toilet bowl of urine leaving the body.

That shiss wasted ten mintues of my life

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Shiss

When one proceeds to urinate and defecate simultaneously.

"After all that great food and drink, you know i'll be the first to shiss."

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To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

Shiss Bomb

A bomb comprised of both feacal matter and urine, blended and contained within a glass jar or other impact explosive container.

I owned dex's house with a monster shiss bomb.

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Kung-fu Shiss

A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.

Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.

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Scan-doe-shiss

Wrong, Scandalous, Grimy

I can't believe you slept with your sister's husband, that was scan-doe-shiss!