bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

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Shit mouth

Shit mouth is a term used to describe a person's vocabulary. This person is usually an over talker. Talks relentlessly about shit that doesn't matter. Mouth garbage, word spewage.

Rick always talks about nothing important to every one, he has cronic shit mouth.

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shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p

the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.

person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha

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shit in your mom's mouth for 50p

it's pretty self explanatory

person 1: oh yeah, ur mom is dead!
person 2: yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american

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Puerto Rican Shit Mouth

The act of farting diretly into a girls mouth, and proceeding to throw her down an elevator shaft.

My wife spent three years in a coma and woke up with her mouth tasting liek shit after i gave her the Puerto Rican Shit Mouth.

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Shit Dribbling out of your Mouth

When someone is utterly bullshitting their way out of something, commonly the failure to attend an event or to give someone something (i.e. gift, debt, etc.)

Bob: Bro, sorry I missed the party, but my girl was all on me last night!
Mike: Dude, your girl was AT the party last night. I can see the shit dribbling out of your mouth, dude.

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like shit out of a cat's mouth

to be talking absolute ballacks (see ballacks)

Jon: "Yeah man, I'm 11 inches... AROUND"
Laura: "Like shit out of a cat's mouth, mate"

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