Shit Fire Out My Ass

When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.

I went home and shit fire out my ass because of all that damn mexican food I ate.

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Shit fire and save the baby

Just a little more awesome for you to say than shit fire and save matches. It goes along with those sayings like 'Woopie Shit!' and other collective words. This phrase only comes into play in conversations where you are comparing other sayings you have heard in life.

"Hey my mom always says 'Well woopie shit!'" -Kate
"LOLOLOL ROFL" - Kala and Caleb simultaneously.
"Theres one saying I know - Shit fire and save the baby.. at least I think thats how it goes.." -Kala
"What the fuck are you smoking Kala, give us some o dat." -Kate and Caleb.

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OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.

McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

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