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From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.
Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.
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I have officially come up with the meaning for the pirate-saying SHIVER ME TIMBERS. Ok get this: Another word for timber is wood. And when you shiver, you're usually cold or afraid. In other words..........
FEAR MY WOOD.
Arrr, zat's how teh pirates like it. Shiver me timbers! PH34R T3H W00D.
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Used by pirates in the late 17century. Also means 1337 h4x0r
OMG!!1 Teh iz such a shiver me timbers!!1 PWNED
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To not be scared of anyone or anything
Oh my god he’s big and bad well shiver me ball sacks
Upon thrusting a fist into your partners asshole, you punch or thrust upwards until you tickle the tonsils and provide a shiver of delight or death.
Aaron gave Jeff the old forearm shiver me timbers until he squeeled in delight.
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oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man is when someone threatens you but there skinny af
oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man
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It’s when you are shivering in you timberland kicks due to a shameful attempt by someone to try out it over you or bully you.
Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”
Only usually cool people say this phrase
Macho wannabe 1: you think you look so big standing there ya little weasel, id flog you in an arm wrestle.
Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.
Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch