When you see a hoe, and she ain’t even gettin wet, so you shlap da hoe
Person 1: “Bro she ain’t even gettin wet”
Person 2: “shlap da hoe”
When you get slapped with a shlong
i shlapped my girlfriends face so hard last night.
Last night my boyfriend shlapped me across my face so hard.
When you see someone who is clapped (ugly) getting slapped.
Look at him, that clapped dude got slapped. Now he is officially shlapped
To Absolutely clapp cheeks and punish the thrid estate
Will Clapp shlaped my girl friend
The feeling you get after vaping, sometimes also called getting domed. Levels of shlap may vary depending on the juice and device used to go on the shlap quest
“Dude I hit Jacobs nord the other day and I got the biggest shlap of my life! I couldn’t even stand up.”
To be having sex with a valid jawn.
Tom: Moe her shit phat!
Carl: I think I might shlap.