Shlocking

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.

I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?

Shlockness

*Destroyer of worlds. He/she is a blood thirsty monster that craves destruction and death. Can be used as an anagram for certain names. Offen perceived as the Loch Ness Monster.

Friend: Dude she literally transformed!

Friend 2: She's a fucking shlockness!?