An iteration of the slang word "slump" used to refer to a state of being excessively intoxicated, either from weed, alcohol, both, or a combination of other substances.
Friend 1: Get up bro we gotta go, this party's dead as shit.
Friend 2, on the floor: nah nigga im shlump
I haven't showered in 3 days, I feel like a real shlump.
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BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night
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to kill or to beat up someone, this word can also be used if u pwn3 someone at something.
im gunna shlump you nigga!
or
man! i shlump't you at basketball today nigga
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