shmeeb

This word refers to a vape.

“can i hit your shmeeb?”

Shmeeb

A female's private parts that are extremely saggy, (Even down to a girls ankles)

(Random guy texting) : "yo bro that chick you like gotta big ass shmeeb dude"

(The other guy responds) : "Dude you were right the chick shmeeb rolled down her ankles man, ahhh THE STENCH!"

Shmeebs

Fantastic new unisex word relating to all types of underwear. Far more aesthetically pleasing than underpants, knickers, boxers, underscruffles, tangos or panties. Shmeebs provides the linguistic anticipation of all types of undergarment. Use it with pride!!

"Rachel have you seen my shmeebs?"

"Yes sunshine, they're on the lampshade where you left them!"

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shmeeb

unit of measurement meaning just a little bit

Can I have a shmeeb of cake please