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Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.
"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."
When you punch a chick on her nose, as she is bleeding you cum all over her face.
Last time i had Strawberry Shortcake it didn’t have two ingredients!
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The act of a male ejaculating onto a female, then punching her in the nose, making her bleed. The blood will mix and make a light pink color, much like the color of a straberry shortcake.
Oh yeah, I have a fetish for giving girls straberry shortcakes!
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Popular(?) kids marketing franchise from the early 80's, with a TV special show every year from 1980 to 1985. Also spawned a game, somewhere.
The series got a somewhat short re-release in 1991, then a re-re-release in 2002, lasting until the present day. A proper TV series is now made, as well as some games, and of course, the somewhat creepy dolls.
Also can be a derogatory term for girls who are short, with red hair, and a totally lush dessert.
My sister is totally into Strawberry Shortcake, despite it's lack of consistancy with the originals...
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First off the word is spelled wrong you dumb fuck! It should be strawberry shortcake. I tried to add the correct spelling, but was unable!
Definition: When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum.
I really wanted to slam it home on that cunt with a nice dirty sanchez, but had to settle for a strawberry shortcake instead.
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The act of correcting a woman who spills, taints, or otherwise commits an offense against Folgers coffee, by calling her a "fucking bitch", pushing her down and smashing the pot of hot Folgers coffee across her face, and ejaculating on her face immediately afterward.
See also, strawberry shortcake.
The waitress spilled my Folgers. I corrected her by applying a Folgers shortcake. I then returned to my seat to continue celebrating my son's birthday.
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1. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, butter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. After you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar.
2. Popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. Returned in 1991, then 2002-present.
1. I want some strawberry shortcake!
2. I remember watching Strawberry Shortcake back in the 80's...
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