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That awkward situation when you and another person are walking towards each other down a long sidewalk or hallway as you try not to make eye contact.
What to do if you find yourself in a sidewalk showdown...
a. Pretend you're looking at something when you're not,
b. Pretend to use your phone / ipod
c. Panic,
d. Stare them down
When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.
I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.
The rare occurrence when there is more than one beardsley in the same room. Once the Beardsley notices that she isn't alone, the beardsleys begin to argue about whose beard is thicker and more hearty and lush. In the end, the beardsley with the most disgusting beardsely traits will reign supreme, the inferior beardsley will be killed.
The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.
This is gonna be bad, those Bearded women are giving each other the eye. There is going to be a beardsley showdown.
While fucking a girl from behind, you grab an alcoholic drink of some sort and continue drinking while still fucking.
Lastnight while I was banging this chick I gave her one hell of a Slippery Showdown
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It is the phenomenon of four cars, almost always driven by Chinese women or old men, coming to a confusing stop at an all way stop sign at the same time. Each driver, engulfed in terror, will tentatively drive forward at the same time until they see the other three drivers do the same. At this point all four drivers simultaneously slam on their brakes. This act will be repeated several times until all four cars are wedged together in the middle of the intersection.
Sorry I'm late I got stuck behind a fucking (Chinese Showdown). Why the fuck do you live in this fucking (gook) neighborhood anyway?
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Sounding off several farts in one session. Most efffective when others participate.
Caleb and Mike had a Farty Showdown after their Bean Tacos.
a mix between bukkake and limp biscuit. several buddies jerk off around a special slut. the first man to blow his load all over her tits gets to fuck her
Jim: So joe, what are you doin tonight?
Joe: Oh, just havin a jizz showdown on a special slut with some buddies.
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