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an expression for when someone has a turning point in their career which allows them new access to levels of ability such as parking in the handicapped spots even without the handicapped sticker.
"Did you hear about the mayor giving Bryan Cranston the master key to all the private swimming pools in the city?"
"Yeah I did! He deserves it too, especially after he saved that poor midget from drowning in the deep end!"
"Oh man, I wish I had access to all the pools in the city. It's like the ultimate power shower."
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Also known as an HSOP, this is a male's shower that takes an hour. Any male spending an hour in the shower is quite obviously masturbating in there.
Ben was an HSOP master, his hour shower of power happened twice daily.
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When you have a 30 minute shower, most likely it's not needed and you coulda made due with a 10 minuter.
person 1 - what the hell were you doing in there?
person 2 - It was my half hour shower of power.
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A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.
Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.
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The act of retaining one's urine for a week and then ushering forth a wave of piss on their partner's face the likes of which R Kelly could only dream of. This super slaying move is guaranteed to win the hearts of any man, woman, otherkin, and animal under the sun. Best used on a Friday night and while reciting Revelation 19, the move has several variants. One may grasp the partner's head and cascade down the shower to exfoliate the hair follicles, thereby removing 6 months of stress in a 30 minute quenching of urine. Alternatively one may attempt to get an Angry Dragon variant by urinating directly into the partner's mouth, this should be done to where the partner blasts the piss out of both nostrils, ears, and eyes.
Ultimately, the Icenhower Power Shower is one of the deadliest and sexiest maneuvers known to mankind, the originator of this move had an average penis too which makes it even more impressive considering its popularity.
Guy at Party: Hey Cindy why do you smell like dog piss and have liquid running from your ears and nose?
Cindy: Oh you know Elijah gave me the classic Icenhower Power Shower
Some moves and techniques in the sexual realm of the human experience need little to no introduction, this is one such move. Guaranteed to make anyone simp for you, it involves the most disciplined urine retention for an entire week followed by releasing a Fukishima sized Tsunami of piss onto your partner preferably while reciting apocalyptic scripture such as Revelation 19. Variants exist with either a proper golden shower from the hairline down (great for the skin btw) or direct insertion followed by blasting one's urine down your partner's throat. It's possible to achieve an angry dragon and have the urine spew out of the partner's nose only with this move it's known as a Gilded Geyser instead.
Coworker: Shauna you look so great today wow! Your face is practically dripping!
Shauna: Blushing Elijah gave me an Icenhower Power Shower last night and it's been doing wonders for me twirls hair
Coworker: Smh I wish my significant other would give me that but they think peeing more than once a week and not on my face is normal pouts
The art of showering with your woman and gently (but stealthly) pissing on her while bathing, keeping concealed the fact that she is actually beinng pissed on ...as opposed to enjoying the pleasure of a warm shower, just more so a shower of piss from the waist down.
Hey honey...I hope you had a nice shower...(didn't tell ya you just received a Detroit POWER SHOWER.
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