Shower

Similar to sex. You take your clothes off, get your dick nice and wet, massage it till its nice and warm, and ejaculate your sperm thinking sexual things.

Tom took a shower today whilst thinking of a hot girl from school, the bathroom was filled with the sound of fapping for a minute, followed by a moan of pleasure as Tom jizzed all over himself.

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shower

When a man already already has a big penis when flaccid, but when they have an erection it doesn't grow much larger.See grower

I know a man who is a shower, and his wife loves it.

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a shower

something billie eilish has never heard of

p1: yo billie u stink
billie: and what about it?
p1: take a shower
billie: lmao a what

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in the shower

A place where you go to wash ur bum, but can be used for other things, including wanking, pornography shots, sleeping, and practicing oprah.

Person 1: Dude, did you here david in the shower practicing oprah?

Person 2: Yeah dude. He is so gay.

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Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.

My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.

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Shower

Something YOU should do right now. Put down your phone. There you go. Now go shower! Wash your hair!

How was the shower?

Ew you smell go shower!

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shower

One of the kinkiest and sexiest places to have sex.

Josh squeezed Blair's titties and fucked her hard and fast in the shower. He came deep inside her womb.

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