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A minuscule bird located in the southern hills of Pakistan. Despite it's small nature, it's penis is the ninth largest in terms of body to penis ratio.
Person A. "My God, if only my penis were sizably proportionate to that of a miniscule Pakistani mountain bird.
Person B. lolshu?
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Someone that is all knowing, omnipotent, and all cute.
Did you talk to Shu? They are all knowing ya know! and so cute.
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Scoville Heat Unit: the the amount of water needed to dilute the capsaicin beyond human taste capacity in equal parts water to the weight of the mass being tested.
that hot sauce is 3,000 SHU.
it required 1,000 grams of water to dilute 1 gram of that hot sauce, thus the hot sauce is 1,000 Scoville heat units.
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feeling up a girl that got jelly roles as big as mountains (you get major mileage."
(you must say it in a high pitch tone)
please I will pay you to give me a shu -shu
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a fire breathing hipster who happens to be a cheese junkie
"I just died, just kidding I'm a shu"
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To fuck hard or vigorously.
"I'm going to shu your ass like a I would a watermelon."
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feeling down on a girl's butt area, specially if it's big
ugh, don't shu -shu my girlfriend!
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