Shum

A Shum is a person who buys new versions of phones as soon as they come out and disregard their perfectly fine old versions of the phone.... Usually people in their late teens and 20's, who want to look "cool" by having the newest versions of phones)

That Shum Dave just spent $300.00 on the new Galaxy phone that came out yesterday, although his old Galaxy still works just fine.

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Shum

after a girl get fucked in the ass and the guy nuts in her she eitheshits it out or squezzes it out and its Shit Cum...Shum

tony: dude i fucked my girl in the ass all night last night
chris: did she shum?
tony: whats that?
chris: when she shits out the cum.
tony: oh? yeah!!!
chris: sweet

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shum shum shum

- "you can put it over there if you wish"

the spoon said to the sloth "shum shum shum", when discribing what to do with their friend.

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Shum shum

A really sexy cute guy who is the most elite in every thing he dose both physically and mentally. They are extremely rare to find with only a billion at any time appearing. They are also be very nerdy with a dark witty sense of humour. When you have found a shum shum never let them go because if you treat them well they will be with you for life.

I think he might be shum shum !!! So amazing !!!

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Shumming

The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.

Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.

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SHUM

Should Have Used Monero.

What do the creators of WannaCry, Alexander Casez, Alexander Vinnik, Gal Vallerius, Bradley Anthony Stetkiw, Jian Zhang, Xiaobing Yan, and that group of Bitcoin hodlers who got kidnapped by thugs in Turkey have in common? They all SHUM.

Monero is a trustless cryptocurrency that is similar to bitcoin. Unlike bitcoin, it hides these aspects of every transaction from the public:

- who sent it
- who received it
- how much it was

This makes it ideal for anyone who wishes to transact privately.

Person one:

"did you hear about Joey? Apparently his doors kicked in and his face got slammed into the sidewalk because a bunch of nocoiner LEA found out he was using bitcoin to buy dried flowers on the darknet. The blockchain totally narc'd on him"

Person two:

"SHUM"

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Shummed

The act of sharting and cumming at the same time while intercourse activities.

I shummed so hard last night my wife got shit faced and pregnant at the same time.