Shunt

A shit hunt. When in the wilderness, ie. on a camping trip, often a lack of anything better to do leads us to such activities as searching for each others' shit in the woods. The success of a shunt depends on the number of shits found, as well as the overall size of said shits.

Shunting can be a solitary or group activity; when shunting in groups, a point system may be developed that awards more points for larger shits. Animal shit is counted using the same point system, ie. rabbit shit will count for less points than human shit whereas bear shit will count for more. Don't forget to mark the shit you find in your own special way so that everyone will know you found it first!

I totally owned in that last shunt. Ed shat a friggen log and I was the first to find it!

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Shunt

V. The act of leaving work to the last minute, especially tests and assignments.

The standard way of approaching school work.

Man, I hate this assignment I'm going to end up shunting it

I shouldn't have shunted this test I've only got one day to learn all the bones in the body

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shunt

when a person is shit and being a cunt

you are a shunt

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shunt

verb- to stab someone vicously for no reason.

"He just shunt me"

"Why"

"I don't know"

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Shunt

To push or shove out of the way, usually by force.

Also, to forcefully prevent movement, usually from above or in front. Possible to completely reverse movement. Usually ends up having the person or object falling a distance.

When Mario attempts to jump from platform to platform, and suddenly hits an invisible block from below, and then falling to his death, It is called being "shunted."

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Shunt

when the woman's pubes have recently been shaven and are now a sharp stubble and your lover goes to perfom oral and gets poked

Adj. your vagina looks like a shunt today
noun. your shunt stabbed my lip

shunt

Both the words Shit and Cunt put together and made into one ultimate word. Used for describing someone who has done something or said something lame for an excuse not to do something.

Hey man you coming out to party tonight? Nah man I'm staying home and studying, Reply your a "shunt". (shit cunt)

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