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1. A backup designated driver usually employed when the the primary designated driver gets sloppy drunk.
2. A Space Shuttle made ready on the launch pad to rescue astronauts if their crew accidentally leaves them in in space.
1. Damn it! Ted can barely stand up, use your cell to call the rescue shuttle.
2. Oh Snap! We left Commander Johnson outside on the spacewalk. I guess we'll have to radio NASA for the rescue shuttle.
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A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.
Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes
the cautious walk one takes to bed after waking up on the couch taking care not to make any sudden moves or take on any tasks as to not wake yourself up completely before getting to the bed
Man, that load of laundry I didnt fold earlier derailed the sleep shuttle when i got to the bedroom and found it still on the bed. It'll take me an hour to fall asleep now!
Any work van that resembles a pedophile van despite if vehicle has windows on the side or not. Also vehicles don’t just have to be white they can be any color.
Creeper Shuttle’s are alllowed to drive fast I’m shcool districts to avoid raised suspicions among students, parents, and school officials.
The act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.
Jed: "Xavier is a shuttle docking fuck!"
Marco: "How's he a shuttle docking fuck?"
Jed: "He shat in a fuck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself."
Marco: "Gay!"
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An Airplane-like orbiter that orbited earth in the 1980s through about 2011. The first space shuttle was launched in 1983. The shuttle launched from a humungous fuel tank in the middle, followed by two boosters on the side. The space shuttle program, as many consider, was a massive waste of money. since the fuel tanks and boosters were not reusable, new boosters and fuel tanks had to be built for EVERY SINGLE LAUNCH. this, understandably, cost a ton of money out of Nasa's pockets. The last space shuttle that was ever launched was Atlantis in 2011. To add insult to injury, two space shuttles in history have exploded, killing crew members. Challenger in 1986, and Columbia in 2003.
The shuttle was launched from the John F. Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida. The space shuttle went into space, the side boosters detached, the fuel tank detached, and the actual space shuttle released a satellite into space. the space shuttle came back down and landed in California, then was taken back to florida on a modified Boeing-747.
Person 1: hey man, did you see that space shuttle launch on tv yesterday?
Person 2: yea it was awesome
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The unintended launch of expectorant in the midst of conversing.
Oh, dude...sorry 'bout the Spit Shuttle!
Dude! you just hit me with a Spit Shuttle!
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