Sit-Down Comedian

A term coined by Hanley to characterize her mother Amy; the worlds first sit down comedian. Essentially, a sit down comedian is a true talent, pound for pound, whose beauty, witticisms and jocularity outweighs their body mass.

Comedy can be compared to that of bacteria. Its misuse and overuse leads to a significant loss in its effectiveness. A Newer, stronger strain must evolve over time in order for it to live on. For that reason, it’s inevitable a mutation of some kind will arise for it to become more resilient. In this case the ‘supersatire’ was sit down. Which proved to be highly infectious. :P
The idea was born when Amy was faced with the challenge of performing whilst standing. The performer saw no choice but to replace the comical aspect of stand up with sit down comic theatre, Putting a new happy fat face on comedy.

"I hear that sit-down comedian Amy is Notorious for eating doughnuts while performing on stage"

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Sit down and rotate

A vulgar order given as an equivalent of "shove it up your ass, shut up, go fuck yourself", it usually implies that someone is being arrogant. Literally meaning "go sit on a cock and spin", it's also worded as "Sit on it and spin, sit on it and rotate, and 'go sit and spin'.

I am the highest born woman in these United States.

Go sit down and rotate.

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sit down not physically

Calm tf down if someone says it to you your really bothering them so even if your sitting down sit tf down and calm tf down

"Yo Erika sit down not physically!"
"Bitch what you say"
*Aggresive weave snatching*

Sit down wee

The male act of going to the toilet for a wee,piss, number 1, lag, etc but sitting down to complete the act instead of conforming to the standard rules of standing up. This should only be used on rare occasions as a treat so that it doesn't become common place.

Iain: "Where you going Rob?

Rob: "I'm off to treat myself to a sit down wee!"

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sitting-down beer

he style/type of beer often consumed while sitting down. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Marketing based on culture, i.e. beer afficianados
- Higher cost (less expensive)
- Sometimes referred to as "microbrews"

Sitting-down beer can be consumed while standing, but doesn't really fit the mojo. "Sitting down" is not an absolute requirement.

Sitting-down beer is in direct contrast to standing-up beer.

Common scenarios where sitting-down beer is found:

- Pleasant dinner with colleagues
- "Game night" with other couples
- Bars/taverns that cater to professional clientele

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Sit-down comedy

Exactly the same style of comedy as "Stand-up comedy" except that you are sitting down while you are doing it.
(i.e. at a table, sitting at the bar, in a car, bus stop, office, etc.)

On a long cross-country road trip, I entertained Tina-Louise with hours of my sit down comedy.

I killed at the dinner table last night, it was pure sit-down comedy.

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sit. down. hut.

A reminder to treat eating pizza with the adequate reverence and respect.

Getting Hut pizza is not a simple act. It shall be treated as a religious ceremony, and one would not take such a ceremony lightly. When one gets Hut pizza they may not eat it while standing or distracted; they must sit down and focus all their attention on the consumption of the miracle food. If you see someone not giving the adequate reverence to the act, say "Sit. Down. Hut." to remind them what they must do.

Joe: Yo, I'm running late; I'm gonna grab a slice of pizza and eat it on the train.

Frederick: Sit. Down. Hut.

Joe: You're right, I'm sorry.