Random
Source Code
Random
Hmmm.
well....
1. Actually going on a pair of skis and going down the snowy mountain.
2. Slang for jacking two guys off.
1. Hey Jeff you want to Ski the Slopes tonight.
2. Hey did you hear. Jasmine freaking ski the slopes last night and has a bunch of shit on her face.
9👍 31👎
were a guy has a long pointed nose and it looks like ski slope
Hey bill you nose looks like a ski slope nose
an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!