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The act of taking a dump in someones sink, then covering it with shaving cream to hide it until someone (preferably the owner of the sink) uses the faucet.
I left a Singapore Ski Slope in Drunk Chris's sink last night. He was pretty pissed when he went to wash his hands this morning.
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were a guy has a long pointed nose and it looks like ski slope
Hey bill you nose looks like a ski slope nose
an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!