A really skinny girl with no chims or butt
Isaac: Man, that girl is flat chested and has no butt.
Pherick: Yeah, dude, she's a skipper.
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A Fat Chick. A term taken from Gilligan's Island. A three hour tour says it all!
C.T.- "Bro, did you bang The Skipper last night?"
Kill- "Hell yeah fool! She was sniffin around my door so I had to hit it!"
C.T.- "Douchebag!"
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A "Skipper" is someone who skips cinematics (movie parts) in games, especially in multi-player games.
"Damn it, Joel! I havn't seen that cinematic yet and you just skipped half way through. Next time I'm taking the controller off of you, Mr Skipper."
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Someone who takes dick, a fudgepacker
Ryan Seacrest is a skipper
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A guy who zooms past you on the freeway and slows down immediately after so you have to slow down. He waits in front of you for a few minutes until he gets the urge to skip again. Skipping is a serious compulsive disorder.
"Quit dickin' around and we'll get there skipper. You're slowing us down and fuckin' our rythm."
"There's a line of 50 cars moving 58 in a 55, and he is still not satisfied until he gets to the front on a two lane highway. Skipper, you're a dick buddy."
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To have sex with someone, sometimes in a controlling manner.
Becky: "I got skippered by the Tuna Captain last night.
Michelle: "Becky you dirty slut! You know he's skippered half the town already right!?"
Becky: "I know! But he just has a way of talking a girl into it!"
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Skipper is a tweaker who need to eat and chill out. A skipper has taken far too many 3 hour tours and is likely skinny and paces often. A skipper appears to be prancing in a disagreement.
John became such a skipper when he started smoking his tours. His three hour tours became a hiatus as well as his diminished pant size becoming nonexistent.
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