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The Skits

Firstly the Irish midlands are notorious for their their poor music quaility (Joe Dolan,Simon Casey etc.).Fortunately 'The Skits' are here to save the midland from cheesy pop and mutant vegtetables!
The Band is already supported by the Fabulous Arthur,Kyle,Mark,Rory and Stephen.But for someone to be defined as 'The Skits'.hey MUST:
1:Love Interpol.
2:Have their hair moosed to their left.
3:Have super stylish white shoes.
4:Have a proper MAN's jacket (or a pink anorak).
5:And must be in a group of five with each member copying each others styles as shown above.
In a nutshell,how good of a band are they??
If 'The Skits' were Jack Bauer,the show would of been of been called '6'

Chuck Norris asked if he could play his beard for 'The Skits'.
But he was rejected as 'The Skits' told him that he wasn't masculine enough for 'The Skits'.

by Karol DD August 23, 2007

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skit

swedish word for shit

Helvetes jävla skit bögvel...

damn fucking gay...damn it

by mark Gilchrist April 24, 2007

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skit

"skit"(verb) "skited"(past tense) "skitting" (continuous) A slang created in which it means "ignore".

I was skit by my girlfriend today. I think she hates me.

I was skitting this chick for the whole day but she still wont leave me alone.

by 0mikey0 May 19, 2009

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The skits

An extremely violent bout of diarrhoea, a near death experience while shat on the bowl.

I've an awful dose of the skits!! Fuck lad I'm about to turn inside out!!

by Gully December 8, 2016


Skit

The mixture of tobacco and weed left over from rolling a joint. Skit can be amassed to form a joint of its own.

There’s no weed but you can use the skit in the tin.

by ElBertEinstien February 7, 2019


Skit

A man of mysteriousness.

That person looks like skit.

by ME MAKES DICTIONARY March 15, 2021


Skit

A shortened version of the word schizophrenia.. Skit spread like wild fire in 2017. When a person does the complete opposite thing of what they were claiming they would do or say. Can also describe when a person has manic or wild behavior that makes no sense at all.

Did you see Nancy last night???? She was acting so skit dude.

by MDLA July 13, 2018

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