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Skyrim

My deliverence from my social life.

*buys Skyrim*
*deletes facebook, destroys phone, burns picture of friends and girlfriend, orders 500 pizzas ans 500 gallons of coke, locks door, and puts rifle in reaching distance*
*turns on XBox 360*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

by Kick Your Ass October 27, 2011

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Skyrim

To get a rimjob on an airplane at 35,000 ft in the air.

Dude I just gave Kelly a Skyrim on our flight to France.

by Captain Muffdog June 24, 2019


skyrim

the end of all social life and probability of males getting laid as we know it.

he you coming out tonight.
i cant im playing skyrim.

by ericstotle January 9, 2012

195๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skyrimming

Sk-eye-rim-ming: The act of abandoning your friends, family, work and other such social and physical obligations to sit in your underpants for a protracted length of time (possibly years) playing Skyrim.

Alternatively rimming someone while jumping out of an airplane at 40,000 feet. See also 'riming

Bill was skyrimming, now his dog and his children are dead. Yay! Dragons!

by weeble dave November 12, 2011

152๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skyrim

What is Skyrim? It is the Wagnerian RPG glory of standing atop High Hrothgar, fully cleansed of all annoying friends, family, relationships and other such weaknesses. Only men (and women) with nerdsome beards can taste such liberation from the Empire! Forget that lame "reality" you flounder in - For now the dragons shall be your friends! But not the Thalmor, as they totally hate you.

When Morrowind got covered in radioactive ash, I decided to sell my Gaur farm and move to Skyrim. Now I hang out in the slums of New Gnisis!

by Curt Sibling December 12, 2011

179๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skyrim

Pure awesomeness in the form of a video game, It is the 5th game in the elder scrolls series, Side effects may include: Loss of social life, Explosion of gaming device, Death, Urge to kill anything that annoys you whilst playing this game, Enlightenment and Massive nerdgasm.

guy 1: hey did you hear that skyrim is coming out?

Guy 2: what?!

Guy 1: yeah its gonna be awesome!

Guy 2: I just had a nerdgasm

by Mr.brinkley November 5, 2011

60๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


skyrimming

noun;

the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole

sally really wanted to try something new in the bedroom, we tried skyrimming but she was more confused then aroused

by the real dovakin November 4, 2016

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