Skyrim

A brilliant RPG that consumes your whole life and makes everything else in the world meaningless.

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Skyrim

Probably the most epic video game where fight dragons and are able to shoot fire out of your hands like a wizard. And you're the dovakiin or "Dragonborn" and born with the soul of a dragon. Again, totally wizard.

"yo meh, I was up all night fighting alduin in Skyrim."

"Dude, get a life your 24."

"Touche....."

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Skyrim

a massive orgasm that is 300 hours long but takes many years to come

Guy: Hey i heard skyrim was coming out
Guy2: aaaaaaaaaah! *cum shots everywhere*

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Skyrim

The 5th chapter of the Elder Scrolls series, release date of 11.11.11. All other developers should just take a break for 2011 because everyone will be too busy saving money and nerdgasming to worry about any other game.

I have seen the gates of 2011, beyond which no waking eye may see... behold, in November, a GOTY sweeps the land...

Dood 1: Watches Skyrim trailer

Dood 1: OMFGICANTBELIEVEITSFINALLYHERELJDINYSRVDL

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Skyrim

My deliverence from my social life.

*buys Skyrim*
*deletes facebook, destroys phone, burns picture of friends and girlfriend, orders 500 pizzas ans 500 gallons of coke, locks door, and puts rifle in reaching distance*
*turns on XBox 360*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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Skyrim

To get a rimjob on an airplane at 35,000 ft in the air.

Dude I just gave Kelly a Skyrim on our flight to France.

skyrim

the end of all social life and probability of males getting laid as we know it.

he you coming out tonight.
i cant im playing skyrim.

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