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A relationship, with a person you don't realize is your sibling.
Friend: Hey isn't that your girlfriend?
Bro: No...
Friend: What, she saw your tiny dick and said no!?
Bro: More like we learned we were skywalking....
Friend: ... That's your sister?... WAIT YOU ALMOST FUCKED YOUR SISTER!?!!?!?
Bro: . . . . . .
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the act of being or getting drunk from vodka, specifically while being underage.
Amy: Lauren and I had a nice skywalk last night.
Jessica: How wasted did you get? And off of what?
Amy: So trashed. And a mix of Smirnoff and UV!
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A sexual act in which a woman holds a man by the throat while having rough sex with him or pegging him, while proclaiming "You will never be as strong as Darth Vader."
Last night I told her to do whatever she liked. So she did the Rey Skywalker on me and I was left speechless and exhausted.
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The one that doesn't have the high ground, resulting in his legs and his other arm being sliced off and being burned
Obi Wan: "it's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Anakin: "you underestimate my power"
Obi Wan: "don't try it!"
-Anakin Skywalker and Obi Wan-
an upgraded version of a yes man who is ready to accept everything he is asked to execute
when i say "you will take me to Loop Skywalker now..", you will say "I take you to Loop Skywalker now..".
Similar to the Oedipus complex, where Oedipus sleeps with his mother without actually knowing they are related, the Skywalker Complex is named for Luke Skywalker after kissing his sister, before learning that they were related, in The Empire Strikes Back. The Skywalker Complex is used to describe anyone who has "a thing" for a sibling.
Joe: "Dude, that girl is pretty hot."
*Girl turns around*
Ben: "DUDE THAT'S YOUR SISTER!!! Hahahaha, man you have such a Skywalker Complex!"
Joe: "Not fair I didn't know it was her!"
The main hero in the original Star Wars. He lived on Tatooine until the day his uncle and aunt were killed by the Empire. He joined Ben Kenobi, Han Solo, Chewbacca, and the 2 droids C-3PO and R2-D2 on a quest against the empire and to become a jedi knight like his father was.
After rescuing Princess Leia and destroying Death Star, Luke makes his way to Yoda's home and learns the skills of the Jedi. However, he gets tricked into rescuing his friends and is lured by Darth Vader to join the dark side. In the lightsaber battle that followed, Luke loses an arm and learns that Darth Vader is his father.
Afterwards, he finishes up his lesson with Yoda also learns that Leia is his sister. He is then told to confront Vader one last time and in the battle that follows, Vader loses his arm and is relieved of his mask. Vader later dies and Luke returns back home.
Luke Skywalkers is a great jedi knight.
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