slake

The opposite of a nap. When you are awake. You sleep and then you wake up and then you go back to sleep. The part when you are awake is a "slake" When you sleep and then wake up to either go workout or write papers and then you go back to sleep.

I took a "slake" today, I had to get up for practice and went to sleep when I got home.

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Dicks Out For Slaking

Just like the popular meme "Dicks Out For Harambe" but towards another ape like creature.

Dude 1: Hey have you heard about our lord and savior slaking?
Dude 2: Um you mean harambe right?
Dude 1: no wrong gorilla...
*Dude 2 googles the word "Slaking"
Dude 2: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude 1: DICKS OUT FOR SLAKING!

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slaked lime rickey

Lime rickey that tastes like stone.

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wake and slake

morning sex (with a partner or via self gratification).

Yeah, I was late for work 'cuz Toneisha was in the mood for some "wake and slake".

My "morning wood" always ends up as a "wake and slake".

Wake and Slake

Like “wake and bake” but substitute alcohol for weed. When you wake up and immediately start drinking to get a proper buzz on for the day.

Hair of the dog ain’t gonna cut it, imma have to wake and slake tomorrow

Slaked

Absolutely ruined. So drunk.

Of course I can't remember her name dude, I was completely slaked.