On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
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On April 15 is National Titty Slap Day. You have to slap as many titties as you can.
“Oh my god, today’s National Titty Slap Day! How many titties do you think you’re going to slap?”
Everyday, is SLAP KEELIE DAY! WOOP WOOP
"National Keelie Slap Day is forever, and ever!"
Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead
so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead
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On April the 6th every year you are supposed to slap a a girls ass to celebrate the holiday
Daam that ass nice by the way it’s international ass slapping day so you know what I need to do.
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the one day you’re able to slap a women, girlfriend, lover, stranger or friends arse with no consequences
Happy national booty slap day baby *slaps arse*
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Slap Griffin Day is on October 29th. It is a day where everyone has free will to beat the shit out of anyone named Griffin.
"did you hear it's Slap Griffin Day?"
" That means we can slap anyone named Griffin"