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Friend 1: how did your date go?
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube
5👍 8👎
"Dude I was at the pool and there were so many hotties, I just couldn't contain it I had to step in the locker room and slay the dragon."
"Bro, I don't want to know that stuff you slaying the dragon, ..."
16👍 52👎
V. When one pees in each urinal and stall in a bathroom during one trip
Man, Chad is so good at slaying the dragon. I heard he's done it in every bathroom in the school.
7👍 22👎
For a younger guy to get with an older girl
bro i just slayed a dragon, bro im slaying the dragon this weekend
9👍 36👎
Inserting another man's penis into your dickhole.
Abe was ruined when Cheese started slaying the dragon with him.
13👍 55👎
To have sex with a hideous girl with which you have no interest of ever seeing again.
Jesse, i'm desperate man, let's hit up the bar tonight and slay some dragons.
237👍 65👎
To go out with the intent of picking up random fat/ugly women for quick sex.
Dude, I'm tired and horny, instead of trying to pick up hot women to get laid, we should just go out and slay some dragons!
40👍 10👎